Bacoradas!!!

Ok não me vou lamentar, e muito menos desculpar porque isto das desculpas apartir de certa altura já não pegam!

"They speak their mother’s tongue..." - Konstantin
É como falar na linguagem da mãe...

"The author used metaphors so you can get more imagination in your head..." - Stor Budeus
É isso e compar imagina&ccecil;ão para por na cabeça

"colonilizied..." - Gelindo
Deve ser daí que vem a água-de-colonia

"Yes, one of me could do that..." - Joana Jesus
Me, Myself, and I... É o problema das multipersonalidades (ou la como se diz)

"assexed budget..." - Funke
Aquilo que não sai da cabeça dos Omens! (Com O grande)


Conversa Da Treta

<quake-hat>brad, your mom is fine as shit
<quake-hat>i think i will masturbate to her while i play with my balls
<bad_brad>brad had to go blow his nose, but thanks for the compliment, i will be calling your mother
<quake-hat>Jesus-fucking christ!!!

<fm{ff1}>Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me.
<fm{ff1}>...men.
<fm{ff1}>GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO.

<factorial_nine>"Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single."
<factorial_nine>GOOD LUCK, BITCH.

<nhboy>I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :(
<rycool>...
<nhboy>I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
<nhboy>Oh well, time to buy new strings.

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker