Bacoradas!!!

XIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! Ha mm bues k n posto nada aki! ora bem... ainda o outro dia actualizei esta tanga mas a porcaria do meu browser n envio a informaçao nessesaria! bah pa isto!

"Mas o teu pássaro esteve grávido?!" - Ana Rita
Coitado... sei o k e' passar por isso... o meu pato tb esteve gravido e este pôs o ovo na quinta do meu vizinho! Eu e o meu vizinho tivemos a discutir quem e' k havia de ficar com a porcaria do ovo!!!

"A Thu comprou outro bilhete pa mudar de linha.. é mesmo besta a miuda!"
Olha eu tb... Comprei outro bilhete so para poder sair do metro!!!

"E que ela tinha que dar a volta toda a Lisboa pa ir de Telheiras pa Oriente.. acho eu"
Pois... mas s ela tivesse ido de Telheiras ate a Baixa-Chiado, passado pelo Mârques do Pombal para ir para Odivelas, e dai ia para o Campo Grande para depois poder ir para a Alameda e dai sim... para o Oriente, ja n tinha dado uma volta tao grande a cidade de Lisboa! Se teem duvidas vejam no diagrama!

"Não se pode apagar fogo c agua, por causa do oxigénio!" - Sussu
Ya isso e' bueda prigoso!!! n apaguem o fogo com agua... nc s sabe o k pode acontecer! Pensem so no que poredia acontecer ao Oxigénio, pensem no direito dos animais... os animais tb teem sentimentos!

“O meu telemóvel até recebe mensagens quando ta desligado!”(com orgulho) - Beatriz Monteiro
Ora isso n e' nada! eu recebo as minhas cartas na caixa do correio mm que esteja d ferias!!! ah pois... esta n esperavas tu!!!


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<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
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<Rabidplaybunny87> Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
<GarbageStan23> why?
<Rabidplaybunny87> Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
<Rabidplaybunny87> So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
<GarbageStan23> oh shit!
<Rabidplaybunny87> Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
<Rabidplaybunny87> Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
<Rabidplaybunny87> talk about bad timing...

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as ******* <AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ******* <AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

foi fixe voltar a postar algo por aki... bem divirtam s e vejam s passam pelo meu flog www.fotolog.net/_reaper_. bem tao a vontade!!!!jinhos ******************************************s
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